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Esther Martinez also known as Estefanita Martinez was a linguist and storyteller for the Tewa people of New Mexico. Martinez was given the Tewa name P’oe Tsáwä and was also known by various affectionate names, including \"Ko'oe Esther\" and \"Aunt Esther.\"
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Maledictosuchus is an extinct genus of marine crocodyliform belonging to the family Metriorhynchidae. It is the most basal member of the Rhacheosaurini Tribe with a relatively short body length, measuring 2.95 m (9.7 ft) based on the type specimen.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Iran at the 2026 Winter Olympics","displaytitle":"Iran at the 2026 Winter Olympics","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q134006829","titles":{"canonical":"Iran_at_the_2026_Winter_Olympics","normalized":"Iran at the 2026 Winter Olympics","display":"Iran at the 2026 Winter Olympics"},"pageid":79651345,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ca/Flag_of_Iran.svg/330px-Flag_of_Iran.svg.png","width":320,"height":183},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ca/Flag_of_Iran.svg/630px-Flag_of_Iran.svg.png","width":630,"height":360},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284419856","tid":"b8dd4817-13b5-11f0-b1f6-61312c547157","timestamp":"2025-04-07T13:39:26Z","description":"Sporting event delegation","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_at_the_2026_Winter_Olympics","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_at_the_2026_Winter_Olympics?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_at_the_2026_Winter_Olympics?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Iran_at_the_2026_Winter_Olympics"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_at_the_2026_Winter_Olympics","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Iran_at_the_2026_Winter_Olympics","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_at_the_2026_Winter_Olympics?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Iran_at_the_2026_Winter_Olympics"}},"extract":"Iran will compete at the 2026 Winter Olympics in Milan and Cortina d'Ampezzo, Italy, from 6 to 22 February 2026.","extract_html":"
Iran will compete at the 2026 Winter Olympics in Milan and Cortina d'Ampezzo, Italy, from 6 to 22 February 2026.
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