{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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NFTO Pro Cycling were a British UCI Continental cycling team, until October 2016. According to the team's website, 'NFTO' stands for 'Not For The Ordinary'.
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Rodolfo Maximiliano Sarzo Lavieille Grande Ruiz Payret y Chaumont is a Cuban-American musician. He remains best known as the bassist for Quiet Riot, Ozzy Osbourne, and Whitesnake, and has also played with several well known heavy metal and hard rock acts including Manic Eden, Dio, Blue Öyster Cult, Geoff Tate's Queensrÿche, Devil City Angels, and the Guess Who. He re-joined Quiet Riot in 2021. He is the sole remaining member from the band's “Metal Health” lineup.
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
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