{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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{"fact":"Edward Lear, author of \\The Owl and the Pussycat\\\"\", is said to have had his new house in San Remo built to exactly the same specification as his previous residence, so that his much-loved tabby, Foss, would immediately feel at home.\"\"\"","length":236}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.","length":87}
{"fact":"In one stride, a cheetah can cover 23 to 26 feet (7 to 8 meters).","length":65}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?","punchline":"The stock market.","id":106}
{"fact":"The average cat food meal is the equivalent to about five mice.","length":63}
{"fact":"Female felines are \\superfecund","length":31}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow on a trampoline?","punchline":"A milk shake!","id":195}
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{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do birds give out on Halloween?","punchline":"Tweets.","id":187}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?","punchline":"To make ends meat.","id":62}