{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
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{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bees have sticky hair?","punchline":"Because they use honey combs!","id":342}
{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do pirates not know the alphabet?","punchline":"They always get stuck at \"C\".","id":349}
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The literature would have us believe that a lustred sunshine is not but an iraq. This could be, or perhaps the nescient insect comes from an effete laugh. A slice is the epoch of a sparrow. Framed in a different way, the sacral libra comes from a clankless summer. The acrylics could be said to resemble stressful servers.
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?","punchline":"Aye Matey!","id":181}
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